So long cheating douchebags (and hoebags)! The lying, the cheating, the backstabbing… Wait, you on Facebook, Pinterest, Instagram, or Twitter? Yeah, you’re f*cked.
For the past few years, I have become a social media guru. What is that you ask? Basically, I know anything and everything about Facebook, LinkedIn, Pinterest, Google+… the list goes on.
With that said, I have discovered that people really show their true colors when they decide to expose themselves on the social media platforms… By exposing themselves, I mean really proving that they are lying.
For example: A gal pal of mine, let’s just call her Alice, told me about this guy she had met at a bar in downtown Cleveland. She believed that her new man named “Mike” was definitely the one… They were texting each other, loving on each other, talking about the future, and of course having sexual encounters.
But after awhile, things became weird. He began to text her less and less, accused her of cheating (without proof) and would disappear every so often, only to reappear when he needed to something from her (i.e. sex).
Being who I am (loyal, understanding) and have had that kind of experience, I immediately stalked his Facebook page. My suspensions about him were, in fact, accurate. He had a relationship with another woman… a 20-year-old trailer trash woman to be exact. Due to my friend being totally “in love” with this guy, she was unable to see what a lying pr*ck he truly was (we’ve all had those drunk love goggles on and have dated people you have to sit back and think “WTF was I thinking). Upon figuring this out fairly quickly (literally on his Timeline), I told her about it. The reason she didn’t know about his relationship, they were not Facebook friends.
While some remain pretty “privacy smart” when it comes to some platforms, not all are able to hide the truth from the world. Here are ways to figure that “perfect” lady/gent is actually a scumbag:
- URL: Try avoiding your initials together. It’s not OCD, it’s simply you being a lying cheater who apparently likes to display the relationship to those you are cheating with (smart…).
- Pictures: Want to hide your relationship? Better avoid all cameras. While your Facebook is “picture protected” your friends and family might not have the same security and yes… you will get caught with “hand holding” or standing too close to your “ex” just a few hours after hanging out with another person.
- Pins, Pins, Pins: No matter what you say, adding that “my upcoming wedding” board on your Pinterest is seriously cheating suicide. If you are just starting to date someone new, I don’t think you would have that kind of board up and running (unless you are truly the creepiest person ever).
- Events: “Sorry babe, I can’t make it this weekend, I have plans with my parents.” Apparently translates to “Oh I’m hanging out at a bar with a chick that is holding my hand.”
Moral of the story, if you want to be with someone else, tell your significant other that you are developing feelings and want to explore. This doesn’t mean you’re done with them for good, just means that you are respecting their feelings and feel as though that you cannot stay loyal in the relationship if you are liking someone else. You’ll save yourself the drama and exhaustion later (seriously, I don’t know anyone who would really want to cheat. It sounds like the most stressful/exhausting thing ever).
Author’s Note: This article is intended for one of my MBA classes. It is a social media experiment that I believe needs to heard and experienced. I am not a hateful person (far from it). I have had my good experiences (and bad) when it comes to dating and relationships. I have trusted others when I shouldn’t have and yes I’ve had my darkest times before 25. But my past has not affected me negatively and has helped me to be the person that I am today.